Zelda Claremont Ave 116th St. Art Original

{Zelda} is a sassy NY pigeon that would bring charm to anyone's life.

I'm gonna be honest these funny descriptions take FOREVER so I'm putting this carefully crafted yet GENERIC one so I can put up this epic website sooner rather than later. That way you can bring this affordable pigeonholed portrait into you or someone else's life, like a frenemy,  your priest, rabbi or personal trainer - asap.

Got a problem? [Insert Name of Pigeonholed Portrait] has already solved it, absolutely by accident. Whether it's too much laundry, doom scrolling or general anxiety about AI and/or climate change ....look them in their yellow eyes...... go on.....this pigeon simply refuses to be stressed and is currently busy enjoying [insert activity] like nothing has ever gone wrong in the history of time. Why? Because they do exactly what ever the f*ck they want they are NY pigeons the ultimate self-prioritizer.

This portrait is hand-painted, hand-drawn on kick ass paper. You don’t want forgettable art — you want humorous art that makes people pause, laugh, and bring kudos to your rep.

Perfect for people who have blank space on their walls for charm, or heck is their room on the fridge? Because I have sturdy magnetic frames for a few extra quid. Great gift for pigeon fans, those curious about sassy New Yorkers or anyone looking for guidance in art form, from a bird with questionable qualifications. Hang it up. Feel seen, let them make you smile, bring calm and let this PigeonHoled Portrait change your life.